has this been done yet
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.
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Tumblr waited for twitter to be at its weakest to reinstate nudity. Like a god damned Lion waiting to pounce on its prey.
“Everyone meet Lily. She’s a stray that adopted my husband and I today. He’s not a cat person but she won him over with that adorable look of love.”
(Source)
*throws up because of alcohol*
“Hey at least I took my meds tonight!”
*only knows because I vomited 2/3rds of them up before they dissolved*
it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet
my house is very unsafe
xbabyghoulx69